We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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