My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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