WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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