Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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