Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
