I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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