I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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