# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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