Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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