i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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