She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
