just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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