I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
dude. I can hear the air.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
