2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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