Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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