We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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