Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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