My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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