Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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