it wasn't lemon gatorade
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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