You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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