His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
