i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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