I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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