Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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