We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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