i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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