He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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