We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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