we have pet lesbian snakes
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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