i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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