I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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