nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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