He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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