Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm both gender and math confused
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