i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Farmville is her only friend.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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