she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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