That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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