it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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