The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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