we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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