Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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