I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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