We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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