Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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