when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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