do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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