I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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