at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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