that's an acceptable place to lick
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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