don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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