I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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