Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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