Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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