it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
