Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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