Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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